long distance relationship.
one year strong.
boom.
destroy everythimng you touch
We need to catch up sometime.from edwardlikestoskateboard
yessss, most def
I miss your beautiful face. <3
awww :)) I miss yours tooo
who might you be? if you don't mind my asking of coursefrom ccm503
I am just a streamer that found your blog interesting. odd?
- Zooey Deschanel:Is that rain?
- Siri:What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel:Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri:...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel:Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri:Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel:Remind me to clean up.
- Siri:Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel:Tomorrow.
- Siri:I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel:Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri:I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel:Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri:I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel:*dances*
- Siri:Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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i was kind of lying down/sitting up and i put my ipod on my chest and it slowly slid down to my pelvis area and thats the most action ive ever gotten
god damn
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